dear patron,

dear person who snuck in a bottle of black spray paint to 86 last night, dear person, who used said spray paint can to paint the words "KENAN BELL" onto the pretty red walls of the back bathroom... dear person, you suck!!!!!

it is you who makes the club feel it needs to have more security there... it is you who helps the bar validate higher drink prices...


dear, person, please don't come back to our night because tagging the bathroom of a gorgeous bar is not chill, therefore you're not chill.